And I'm Like, Haiku!

Okay, so this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Probably because I am easily impressed by Haiku poems and whenever I see one that's even remotely witty, I am totally blown away. So I figure this is as good a time as any to share with you a couple of my favorite ones that I've found around the web:

I hate you Haiku

You are very hard to do

Go back to Japan

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Who would waste their time

Writing a haiku poem

Well, that would be me

I wake, reluctant

Too cold to get out of bed

But I need to pee

And because I'm a sucker for cats, here are two cat haikus that I really liked:

You never feed me

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face

That will sure show you

The rule for today

Touch my tail, I shred your hand

New rule tomorrow